
This is Mrs. Humpty Dumpty the "real" victim of Humpty Dumpty's fall...
Here's the story.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
We've all heard that Nursery Rhyme. Yes, Humpty couldn't be put back together again.
But lets stop and think, who is the REAL victim of Humpty Dumpty's fall?
Why it's Mrs. Dumpty and all the little dumpty's (eggs if you will).
Did anyone ever stop and think about Humpty's better half? No, I didn't think so.
Poor Mrs. Humpty sat on that fateful wall looking down at the mess that used to be her husband.
Tsk tsk, she thought.
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men noticed a small smile creeping on Mr. Dumpty's lips.
Is that a smirk or a smile? Is there a possibility of foul play? Could he maybe have been pushed or nudged just a little?
Well that would be quite a different Nursery Rhyme...
Mr. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall all day long on his tush.
You can't blame Mrs. Dumpty for giving him a tiny push.
When all the Kings horses and all the Kings men came to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
She said "Oh please, don't bother. He was not a great father.
All he did was sit on his wall, I knew he would fall." She said with a smile.
"We're better off without him."
She said with a grin. "You see he left me a huge insurance policy.
My babies and I won't suffer any strife. I'll just go find another egg and become his wife.